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Tales of Portlandistan

The Mystery of Hourglass Chalk
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The Mystery of Hourglass Chalk

December 28, 2023
The Hourglass Pub at Glisan & 74th makes the...
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Rocky Butte’s History of Turkey Shoots
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Rocky Butte’s History of Turkey Shoots

November 14, 2023
Up through the late 1960’s, turkey shoots were common...
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The New Math Meth
10 min read
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The New Math Meth

June 13, 2023
No doubt a good 98-99% of the general population...
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I Make Good Fucking Fences
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I Make Good Fucking Fences

May 30, 2023
Compliments come in many forms, and here’s one of...
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The Lion’s Brown Eye
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The Lion’s Brown Eye

March 1, 2023
There's a homey feel to a dive bar on...
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The Orange Revolution
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The Orange Revolution

February 12, 2022
  I go to Home Depot at least twice...
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Ten Fingers Go into a Bar… Nine Come Out.
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Ten Fingers Go into a Bar… Nine Come Out.

January 15, 2020
Ever been in the room with a digital amputation?...
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“I’ve never considered anything past 82nd as Portland.”

— Chloe Eudaly, Portland City Commissioner

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